I got divorced 5 years ago. This evening I stumbled upon a guy on Facebook that had boned my wife back then and played a role in my marital collapse. Upon looking at his photos I happened to notice that he has just recently gotten married. Sure, I have a lot of other things that I could be doing or planning with my life, but what the hell right ? I only get to live on this rock one time so why not make the most of it?
So, I am going to fuck his wife. Yes! I am going to fuck her so hard that her skull will crack open like a fresh cantaloupe and her brains will squirt out of her eye sockets like mustard packets. I’m not just going to fuck her into the next week, but I am going to fuck her into the next decade.