but we have a massive oil backup plan…considering that Iraq is now the 51st state lol….although we don’t call it such, 51 is just such an uneven number and all, 50 is much cooler looking anyways, plus who wants that extra star hanging around on the flag?
And ya know Egypt is still in a state of disarray even with that nasty president out of power. Now would be the best time to go over there with some tanks, air power and some serious guns. I bet they have lots of untapped oil there. We should take it, make it the 52nd state, we will save Iran for later because this one should be easy. Oh so much oil…just for us, yes The United States Of Fat People.